McSweeny's is Funny, Sometimes
merlin:
McSweeney’s Internet Tendency: E-mail Addresses It Would Be Really Annoying to Give Out Over the Phone.
Still always makes me laugh.
- MikeUnderscore2004@yahoo.com
- MikeAtYahooDotCom@hotmail.com
- Mike_WardAllOneWord@yahoo.com
- AAAAAThatsSixAs@yahoo.com
- One1TheFirstJustTheNumberTheSecondSpelledOut@hotmail.com
Thinking I should’ve written the last update when it happened, but was enamored with the photobooth.
Overheard: Take me drunk, I’m home.
If anything makes you double-take, it’s when a woman walks out of a bathroom and the toilet seat is still up.
The eyes burninate from code that looks like Trogdor.
People who don’t drink tap water are too good for me.
Finished off yet another bag of gummi bears. That is 1260 calories I didn’t need today.
Not having internet at home is both freeing and constricting. It’s like wearing underwear over pants.
I looked up to see a headline on CNN - “Couple Left Church Briefly, Then Returned”. That’s *compelling*.